Funny Quiz Questions You Will Probably Fail

Yes, this is a quiz with a lot of funny questions but i can guarantee you will fail most of them.

I know you don’t believe me but because i am a nice guy, i will give you a simple advice – cheating is probably your way out of this one.

But don’t believe me, go ahead and take the quiz.

However, before you proceed, there are some things you should know:

  1. You have 10 seconds to answer each funny question.
  2. If are lucky to know the answer or unlucky enough to click the wrong answer, well, you can click on the “continue” button to view the next question.
  3. Best of luck (you will need it).
  4. And when you’re ready, click on the “begin” button.

This is a timed quiz. You will be given 10 seconds per question. Are you ready?

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In Denmark what is a Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel?

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The Danish word for condom is "svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel." The more common term for a condom in Danish is "gummimand," which translates to "rubber man," but the official word is the 30-lettered "svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel."

What color is the ‘black box’ in an airplane?

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A flight recorder is an electronic recording device placed in an aircraft for the purpose of facilitating the investigation of aviation accidents and incidents. Flight recorders are also known by the misnomer black box—they are in fact bright orange to aid in their recovery after accidents.

In football, who was nicknamed ‘The Divine Ponytail’?

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Roberto Baggio, an Italian professional footbal player who is widely considered one of the greatest forwards in his country's storied football history is nicknamed the Divine Ponytail.

In Texas it’s illegal to swear in front of what?

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In some parts of Texas it is illegal to say a cuss word in front of a dead person.

Johnny Depp is famously afraid of what?

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The most famous individual suffering from coulrophobia is Johnny Depp. The famous actor is afraid of clowns and, not only he did not try to hide his fear, he was instead quite forthright about it.

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In California you can’t legally buy a mousetrap without having what?

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You can't legally set a mousetrap in California without a hunting license. Do that and they can haul you off to jail.

What does the word Matrix mean in the Bible?

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The word matrix appears five times in the King James Version, always in the phrase “all that openeth the matrix”. Matrix is a translation of the Hebrew word רֶחֶם (rechem), meaning womb.

Cockroaches do what every fifteen minutes?

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Cockroaches are among the biggest contributors to global warming, since they break wind every fifteen minutes. Furthermore, they continue to release methane gas for eighteen hours after they die.

What ailment kills the most fruit flies?

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The ailment that kills the most fruit flies is Constipation

Who composed the music for Sonic the Hedgehog 3?

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Michael Jackson did, in fact, write the music for Sonic The Hedgehog 3, as the rumor had gone for so many years.

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In Alaska it’s legal to shoot bears, but illegal to do what?

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It is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

In St. Louis, Missouri it’s illegal for a fireman to rescue who?

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it’s illegal for a fireman to an undressed women even if they are wearing a nightgown in St. Louis, Missouri. In order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.

Who claimed he could “drive away the devil with a fart?”

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“I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?” ― Martin Luther

It was illegal for women to wear what in 19th century Florence?

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In 19th century Florence it was illegal for women to wear buttons.

In Florida only on Sundays, it is illegal for a single woman to do what?

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In Florida, single women can't parachute on Sundays.

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What is banned in public places in Florida after 6 pm on a Thursday?

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In Florida, it's illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a Thursday. The thing which is interesting is the fact people don't understand which part of the law is more astonishing – not being able to fart on Thursdays or not being able to fart after 6 pm.

Who said: “I’m the president of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli”?

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Mr Bush famously banned broccoli from Air Force One, explaining, “I do not like broccoli... And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States, and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli!”

How do you tell the age of a horse?

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Horsemen traditionally use teeth to estimate a horse's age.

In Georgia, it’s illegal to eat what with a fork?

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In 1961, Gainesville, Georgia passed a measure making it illegal to eat fried chicken with anything other than your hands.

In June in Wyoming it is illegal to take a picture of what?

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No one seems to know why this seasonal law was ever in effect.

Funny Quiz You Will Probably Fail
We told you😂, it's a funny trivia but you still don't the answer to majority of the questions. You TRIED though!
Hmmm.... What did you do? Did you cheat? You did good, Well done! Only 3 out of 10 can score this high. YOU DESERVE SOME ACCOLADE👏👏👏👏👏👏
You didn't do badly but not as you'd expect... Lies! You FAILED!😁.

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